i lost.

Jessica Alba wants to challenge me to a staring contest....fine. I dont lose. Im an immovable force that...that...loves it when she tilts her head like to the left..I let her know...she smiles. Its like, we're no longer miles away but..at a dinner table and Im playfully telling her she cant win...she looks off. I wonder, what are you looking at babe? She looks back. I bat my eyelids.

I lost.

Real Bad News...

19 channels are being canceled. Not shows. Channels. Whole channels. Nickelodeon, gone. MTV, done. Noggin, what Noggin? Even Comedy Central. In effecto at 12:01 am January 1, 2009.

Happy f*****g New Years.

NYE.

This joint took me like 2 days to do. I didnt like. But after watching it half a thousand times, I began to enjoy. Regardless Im bringing in my new years with friends and fam. LoVe.


New Years Eve Promo from KENNY BURNS on Vimeo.

jim jones.

So yeah, the twins Wave and Warner Watkins were born today. Happy birthday. They are friends and clients. I hate when people say stuff like, "expect big things this year, playboy!!!!". So we'll just do what we plan on doing and take it from there. How bout that night at the W fellas? *sigh* good times. Prop 8. (The new 'no homo' i just came up with)

5:53pmPhillip
that song is crack sauce
both of them
5:55pmWarner
thanks I think its the best ive ever done
5:55pmPhillip
me too.
that live band put me in a good place
5:56pmWarner
lol. I know! It's dope as fuck, I just don't know if I wanna start the album like that or kinda draw them in. the acoustic was actually the rough take, but we all liked it so much
5:56pmPhillip
put both.
close out the album witht the live
5:56pmWarner
lmao. Why did u just read my mind?
5:57pmPhillip
cuz we here
*points at eyes*
5:57pmWarner
the full band sounds really dreamy to me, so were gonna put it as the last song and give it that morning after feel. The actual last song is gonna be spilling blood and its gonna be massive, fucking massive feedback. and yelling, lots of yeling
but it's gonna be good
5:58pmPhillip
LMAO!!!!!
but its gonna be god.
good.
good and god.
5:58pmWarner
oh yea, jesus is doing guest vocals on a few songs
lol
5:58pmPhillip
the one with blood.
5:59pmWarner
lmao, def. Watch us go to hell for that one
5:59pmPhillip
i just repented.
just you.
5:59pmWarner
i just finished. I don't wanna be lonely, so i cant go by myself

bananna pie sani.

So yeah..over the holidays I copped a new niece. Everybody say hi to Sani...

Christmas.

RIP

janelle ford

These handbags are the wave of the future. Head to Janelle Ford's website for the low down on these satchels and totes and purses and all that other girl stuff. Might get mine one..holler.

mutt&jeff

love you more kid...less bullshit.

he moonwalks at 1:57

"...renewed life is the key, to the power that we need.."

Is It?

It kinda came out of nowhere. Like the transition from LOL to LLS (which I believe is laugh like shit..smh..which is shake my head..lol..or lls) But its here. My friends, is it tricking if you got it?

What does that even mean?

it could be me but..

its actually Paul Paper. And HOPEFULLY I'll be added to the list of artists.....
Could Be Me..

Nibiru

sigh...damn.

say you will cherish the day

Youtube browsing is kinda pathetic. Just typing in random things hoping to be entertained. Then I saw Kanye vs Sade. I said..what? I clicked it. I listened. I listened all the way through. Im an avid skipper too. But I sat the whole way through. Do the same.

the.illest.punch.ever.

people dont care about their face.

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LoVe Va$htie..Pt 3.

She is a goal for 2009. A meet. A handshake. A smile. A picture. A memory. Any of those things will suffice as a goal met in 2009 for Va$htie and I. She launched her brand/line today..

Violette Fall Winter 2008 Lookbook Shoot : ELYSE and MARYAM from va$htie on Vimeo.

and I still wanna marry her. (Not really Mani..) but still.

topanga.

Midnight Mood Vol. 510

coming soon.

amen.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

nudie love.

merry christmas to me.

i could watch this all day.

It didnt take long for the GIF, did it? You also notice a few things..

1)Bush has excellent dip game. Check the arch in the shoulder.
2)Bush never stops smiling.
3)Homeboy got yanked. Hard.
4)Bush can probably fight.

snacks=women.

Re-Up.

Im not gonna get into a long ass monolouge of how the element of tv has changed for the young ones. When cartoons were good , life was good. I have an idea...lets stream all 90's shows. Forever. Or just all of Friday until I feel like changing it.. Oh, and hitting the menu button YOU NEED TO HIT THE MENU BUTTON because you get to access movies AND commercials. The good times are back. People have been borderline CRYING when they saw the old shows and movies. Treat yourself.

Amen.

Finally Someone Gets It!

Imagine holding a burning piece of paper in your hand. (Feelings towards President Bush). Now imagine that paper getting extremely hot, to hot to even hold, and tossing it away. (Throwing shoes at Bush). This guy is my I.E..

89 and under.

Im not gonna get into a long ass monolouge of how the element of tv has changed for the young ones. When cartoons were good , life was good. I have an idea...lets stream all 90's shows. Forever. Or just all of Friday until I feel like changing it.. Oh, and hitting the menu button YOU NEED TO HIT THE MENU BUTTON because you get to access movies AND commercials. The good times are back. People have been borderline CRYING when they saw the old shows and movies. Treat yourself.

Amen.

..but i can see you.

IM: ass thunder.

3:36pmPhillip
make that ass thunder.

3:36pmLateefa
wat fart?

lol

3:36pmPhillip
no..sily

the cheeks.

3:36pmLateefa
lol Random

but it sounds lik you tellin sum1 to fart

3:37pmPhillip
how should i rephrase it?

3:37pmLateefa
make it lap lol

clap*

3:37pmPhillip
lap?

thats new..

3:38pmLateefa
**

I said clap

3:38pmPhillip
oh okay.

let me try..

make it clap thunder..

3:39pmLateefa
work on it

crazy

3:40pmPhillip
i will.

maybe get better results..

3:41pmLateefa
yea i guess

3:41pmPhillip
so..

3:41pmLateefa
wat...

3:41pmPhillip
clappage.

3:41pmLateefa
stupid!!

im gettin off

3:41pmPhillip
*sigh*

i am too.

:)

3:42pmLateefa
you got my #

3:42pmPhillip
i actually do.

3:42pmLateefa
i kno

3:42pmPhillip
clappage via phone.

nice.

3:42pmLateefa
you high

3:42pmPhillip
i dont smoke.

just a fan of ass thunder.

3:43pmLateefa
theres other methods

3:43pmPhillip
no substances..

3:43pmLateefa
life

yea...

3:45pmPhillip
word.

*ahem*spearchucker.

When I saw this on the Boondocks, I didnt know it came from an actual story..This is FAR funnier than the cartoon.



Here's the cartoon version..

untitled.

as i listen to this seals & crofts summer breeze (thanks tob) i ponder about shit.

grown men usually dont ponder, they think hard.

but i never the less find myself in the valentino stock room..pondering. i understand that there's more in life than beautiful women and the encounters with them that makes my curly headed world go round, and im slowly starting to discover what these things are.

summer breeze is about the wind blowing through the jasmine of their mind. its like their appreciating everything with all their senses at the same time...

i want to know what do i appreciate. whats my summer breeze? when all my belongings found themselves in the hands of others when i was busy toiling at work thinging about what new belongings i can cop, and all i had in this world was physically the clothes on my back and "the eddie winslow", i had a sense of weightlesness.

i wasnt as mad as i thought i would be.

things.

they're all things. when you lose attachment to things, thats when happiness can find you. real happy.who's ever looked for a breeze? but sit still and it'll find

you.

im not moving.

shad.

blaze electronica.

Just shows those that want to know how to slice and dice samples, how to slice and dice samples. Also I did NOT know Jay Electronica mixed down all his tracks..interesting...


Just Blaze: www.mikechav.com chopping samples in Logic from Mike Chav on Vimeo.

Вольт

Whats funnier than disney movie trailers in a different language? When you find out, you let ME know.

Вольт - трейлер from 4shir on Vimeo.

makes me feel fine.

Whenever a beautiful woman is seen..and I mean that golden, "she has no choice but to smell like seasoned angel cupcakes and citrus baby unicorn tears" beautiful, this song instantly begins playing. Tob said they invented R&B. Dammit I believe him.

letters from digested ant.

Since being introduced to Alex Pardee some time back Couture Group member Ant Amerson has recreated with extreme detail some of his most difficult pieces..here's one.

and here's the original..

Cornel.

There's a picture somewhere out there with me shaking Cornel West's hand. Im cheesing like I just won the afro-centric lottery and Im glad about it. I dont club at all but we hit up Uptown in downton (lol) and it was astounding. My Intermix lovers came through and we had a blast. Patron and quesadillas.

Chuurch.

ga state fashion show

It was dark. Thats why backstage footage is so limited. Plus I would get sued by all of GA state committees for posting the student body's bodies online. It was filmed in black and white because color would've taken away from a lot of their looks. It was best to see all their shades in the same hue, and focus on the intensity and beauty they brought to the stage.

Enjoy.

Georgia State Fashion Show from phil reid on Vimeo.

pilzthwock.

dinner with bevy, kenny, keri, lisa, bryan, david, sean, nicole, boris, and mychael.

I can check off a conversation with Keri Hilson off of my list of things to do before I die. As her and I walked down the steps to film what you will see in a few moments, I held her hand. Excellence. The food. Excellence. The vibe was crazy. Kenny is a people person and Im a make sure he talks to the correct people person. Bryan Michael Cox is a cool guy too. He didnt do a drop for 43, but he would if I would've asked. I mean he did pass the rice at dinner. Bevy (and her girls) are wonderful. Luxury is dope. It aint for everybody though.

Dinner With Bevy & The Gilt Groupe.com Hosted By Kenny Burns from KENNY BURNS on Vimeo.

he should die.

"...he should diiieeeeeeeee"

While performing in Australia, someone threw a penny onstage amidst the perfomance. Check out his creative immediate reaction here..

they give me reason..

to keep going..

spaghetti cat.

Watch the videos in sequential order. I weep for you, spaghetti cat.

mentor.

"..you're gonna have a great life kid. Im'a see to it.."

Friend. Brother. Coach. Big Homie. 43ver.

shashy x new orleans

So my homegirl Sad'e went to New Orleans to do some volunteer work and had me edit some of the amazing pics she took..

executive decision.

*shrugs* its a recession.



may have to do the same.

Say Whats Real

Somebody asked me who was my favorite rapper. I gave them the bullshit, I dont know answer.

Drake is my favorite rapper. Period.
Say Whats Real

IM..chocolate cabbage.

4:42pmPhillip
how does cabbage and chocolate make sense..

4:42pmSabrina
cuz im sabrina!

4:42pmPhillip
lol..

is it together or seperate dishes.

?

i wanna try.

4:42pmSabrina
haha

4:42pmPhillip
*serious face*

4:43pmSabrina
haha....

2 different dishes...

try it

4:44pmPhillip
anything else?

like orange juice and ritz crackers?

pickles and french toast sticks?

4:44pmSabrina
whatever else i felt like...probably water

hahaaaa

4:44pmPhillip
i meant combinations..

4:45pmSabrina
oh....ha...um...idk...depends

4:45pmPhillip
on..

we're near a breakthrough here..

4:45pmSabrina
haha

i like odd food combos...

4:46pmPhillip
interesting.

cool pants by the way.

4:47pmSabrina
thanks

4:47pmPhillip
thank you.

you wore them.

4:48pmSabrina
yea....

oh!! haha...got it!

4:49pmPhillip
church.

4:49pmSabrina
silly

4:49pmPhillip
:)

all puppies. all the time.

Hey ladies. I have a soft spot for the things you guys (meaning girls) may like. Ice cream and hair products and such. So how about I stream Shiba Inu puppies all day long, forever. Huh? You like that? I know you do.

GTFO.

Why Must I Cry?

At Modi's spot, he posted this heartfelt tribute to Detroits fallen soldiers called, "Its So Cold In The D". I was so emotionally disparged by the post, that in my spirit of sorrow there was birthed a spirit of "I Can Put Up A Way Worser Song Than You". Tell me...why must I cry?

It's Been A Long While I Shouldn't Left You

First and foremost, kudos, yes i typed KUDOS, to Amesse Couture for keeping the blog up and running, and even it we don't, Amesse is a lifestyle. Sooo, I have been crunching for finals, voting, buying apparel, eating unhealthy, listening to GOOD music--sidebar 808's and Heartbreak is this (pic below).

So is other music, but notably this now. But I want to apologize the brief hiatus, but I will be back and posting consistently real soon. Stay tuned. Anywho go vote, stay warm and Amesse, (Always Make Essence, Style, & Swag Evolve) Peace.

*MM*

IM

So Im trying this new thing..Facebook has an IM mechanism that allows stalking to become more direct. I see it as a people talking to device skill honer. So. What I've decided to do is strike up random conversations and post them. Why? Because I can.
Here goes..

5:05pmPhillip
why do you hate airtran?

5:06pmBianca
becuz they have blackout days n im stuck

5:07pmPhillip
damn x fares

5:07pmBianca
i kno

5:07pmPhillip
i tried going to philly one time..

stayed my ass right in atlanta..

where were you headed?

5:08pmBianca commented on Amankwa Mimi Baptiste's photo.
5:08pmBianca
atl

5:09pmPhillip
better luck next time.

5:10pmBianca
yea i hope so

i have finals n stuff

5:10pmPhillip
so you're on a deadline..

5:11pmBianca
yep

And like that it was over. There will be interesting ones...