There is an estimated 6, 679, 532, 264 people on planet Earth. The average person knows a mere 1500 people. And new persons seen everyday is almost double that. There is (by law) only one you. So the question is, how do you differentiate yourself from the monotonous everyday Joe Schmo that goes overlooked and unnoticed. (No offense Mr. Schmo) From years of train riding, and people watching, I realize there is 3 types of "IT" people. The categories can break into a million subsets, but that's for a later date. Here they go:
Those Who Do it
Those Who Don't Do It
And then the infamous (and a personal favorite of the Couture Group)
Those Who Do it
Those Who Don't Do It
And then the infamous (and a personal favorite of the Couture Group)
Those Who Overdo It.
A majority of the fashion savvy subscribers that read this fall into 1 of the 3. Let's get into it..
Those Who Don't Do It...
For the younger man, a lot goes on. From trying to find a job to trying to make her your girlfriend (but she keeps playing games) to honestly figuring out who you are..or trying to anyway. The uniform for such a chap is T-shirts and the FAVORITE jeans that are more than likely on the 3rd day of usage with no stop in sight. Now don't get it confused. Those that have established themselves with style can wear a pair of shades and a speedo and still be complimented. I don't know why either. Swagger is my vote.. But the Don't Doers never had the wherewithal to care in the first place. Anyway comfort is the main issue for the outfit impaired, so colorways that are dope for the season is less than important. Its not even a thought. Whatsoever.
Those Who Do It..
Double takes. Raised eyebrows. Inquiries about where you got those Nudies. These are the symptoms of people that Do It. The versatility of such an individual is what makes them just that. An individual. Trendsetters. The "This Aint Out Yetters".. Abreast on what's going on and comfortable in their own skin, anything worn within good taste is marveled at by onlookers. (Onlookers= women) On a stack of lie detector encased bibles, I PROMISE if one dresses a little more simple, a little more them, and a little more in season, you're age will be masked behind the cardigan and older "onlookers" will be drawn to approach.
Those Who Don't Do It...
For the younger man, a lot goes on. From trying to find a job to trying to make her your girlfriend (but she keeps playing games) to honestly figuring out who you are..or trying to anyway. The uniform for such a chap is T-shirts and the FAVORITE jeans that are more than likely on the 3rd day of usage with no stop in sight. Now don't get it confused. Those that have established themselves with style can wear a pair of shades and a speedo and still be complimented. I don't know why either. Swagger is my vote.. But the Don't Doers never had the wherewithal to care in the first place. Anyway comfort is the main issue for the outfit impaired, so colorways that are dope for the season is less than important. Its not even a thought. Whatsoever.
Those Who Do It..
Double takes. Raised eyebrows. Inquiries about where you got those Nudies. These are the symptoms of people that Do It. The versatility of such an individual is what makes them just that. An individual. Trendsetters. The "This Aint Out Yetters".. Abreast on what's going on and comfortable in their own skin, anything worn within good taste is marveled at by onlookers. (Onlookers= women) On a stack of lie detector encased bibles, I PROMISE if one dresses a little more simple, a little more them, and a little more in season, you're age will be masked behind the cardigan and older "onlookers" will be drawn to approach.
Those Who Overdo It
Holy God. Every possible website with a forum and a C&C shirt has been saturated by their IP address. Not only must the pastel salmon hue of the SB Unkles match the intestines on the "Gutbuster" Mishka shirt (which is kinda dope) the pink Members Only jacket clicks on the neon TRYING TOO HARD sign..OR on the opposite side of the spectrum, everyone is trying to be so unique, ironically they all look the same. Mohawks , any and every vivid color they can find, coupled with a dumb accessory, like a rope chain.. Its justified because worn is a brand from Cmonwealth.com. Not in the least bit. Find yourselves Over Doists. Or be a crayon box mannequin, that changes with the trends..
So..where my friend, do you fit?
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