"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose." "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?""One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.""When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." - George Carlin ( definition of complete cynicism) laughter is love. Rev Kim
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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
- George Carlin ( definition of complete cynicism)
laughter is love. Rev Kim
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