Under NO Circumstances.

There are a few things that under NO circumstances is a young man to wear. Except for the conditions named.

Handlebar moustache

There's only a few ways you can slide with the handlebar. If you are cock diesel like Thor, if you own a Harley, or if you're a child predator. Its just not the look for the younger man. If your father had one, awesome. But if you get one, you'll just look like a composite sketch.

Chancletas

The man foot thong slipper. The Urban Dictionary defines it as: A word for flip flops or other type of slip on, inexpensive sandal. Only SoFla people ever know what I mean when I say it. The word is Spanish Slang Cuban and Carribean influenced. Miami girls wear them everywhere in the 00's. Also called Chanks, or Chanx.
"dame mis chancletas!"
"gimme my chancletas!"
You can rock these if you're near a body of water or if you're a woman. All of these cool hipster American Eagle sporting individuals with their khaki shorts and ashy heels with the flip flop slapping the heel noise can die. Or suffer chancleta foot thong related injuries.

The Papi Man Thong
I mean look, if you find reason as to why you can wear this, then you deserve to.
Now im going to give you a link (http://www.mensunderwearblog.com/2007_02_01_archive.html)Click at your own discretion. Im not putting a picture up because...well, Im not putting scantily clad dudes on my blog.

Rhinestones

Nothing says "Im secure in my manhood" like wearing the little shiny reminders. Oh, and they're not just thrown in some random order like God did with the stars and constellations. Nope. They've been meticulously crafted into dragons, and skulls, and Tupac. Rhinestones will never and will never be stylish. I just said the same thing twice but thats how much I mean it. Even if its Bape.

Please take into consideration what has been shared. Clean out your closets accordingly.