Im Learning How To Write Haikus.

I dont know how to write them. I didnt get them at first. But since seeing other ones written by people with a dry sense of humor such as myself, I want to not only MASTER them, but speak in them. Here are some pretty sweet examples of what I will being saying on lifes important issues:

Raising Children:
when your child cries out,
take his little hand in yours
and shut his ass up.

Appreciating Nature:
behold the timeless
sweeping vistas of winter.
‘kay, bored. let’s play wii.

Kindness:
night in the city
in the streets, a poodle howls
because i kick it

stay tuned for mine.