We can get on here and be style crazed maniacs..every thread count thoroughly calculated. Every hue of our outfit following the tertiary rules of the color theory. The cuffs on our suits can be properly measured to show off our timepieces. Argyle socks. You cant front on the Argyle socks. But there is something that couldnt be learned any way other than experience. Style is an inner counterpart. Fashion has many human counterparts that are rarely/never explained. No label can make you look good. No cut or fit is just gonna blow your looks out the water.( And this SO doesnt go for women for reasons obvious.)
The old adage clothes don't make the man rings true in this aspect..furthermore The Couture Group lays down this rule. Don't rely on an outfit, label, colorway, or "limited edition" anything to give you swagger.
It'll only get you laughed at.
Here is the mother tip of all tips to help you help me help you.
Be You
There are a couple of things that suck. One of them is button fly jeans when you have to pee really bad. I know. Another thing is being underdressed for a soiree'. You come with the bedhead. The pique coat, button up with the slightly disheveled tie with some loafers under some cuffed Citizens. Sexy. You step into the double glass doors...and freeze. Not because your all time favorite Micheal Buble' song is lightly playing in the background. But because everyone, and I mean everyone, down to the damn custodial manager (we don't like janitor) has some type of classy suit on. The women are draped in elegant gowns and jewelry and you CLEARLY didn't get the memo that you were to dress as if the Grammy red carpet had a pre party. Obviously being the oddball, you have a few options. Turn around instantaneously, and act as if you just stepped in the womens bathroom..B..stand there gaping at everyone and then look down like you've just urinated..or C..put on a smile. A real smile. Like they're the foolish ones for being so fancy schmancy and you're glad you aren't them. I guarantee 2 things will happen. They'll smile back. And 2. They'll wonder who you are.. This is where being ones self comes into such a major play.. And this is from experience.
Seriously.
Sincerely,
Us
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