What The Hell is He Saying?

Ok. Everyone has heard that new T-Pain "I Can't Believe It" song right? Tell me this. What the hell is Lil Wayne saying? Well after long hard research I think I found an answer to my question. Maybe. Below is Lil Wayne's verse. Maybe.

"Now I can put yo ass out/Oooo keep runnin your mouth/And if your girls come trippen I'm a show em wat these tear drops 4/Shawty I was just playin/Ooo but I could take u to the caymen... islands have uScreamin and hollerin/Gone be makin love on the beach/The people see wat we doin/Aww they pointin and ooooin... ooohh but we gone keep on doin, it like it just me and u ain't no one else around/We went down on the balcony/And I layed down pool playin, how sweet/Shawty like a model out the penthouse how she's/That's y I got her on my penthouse sheets"

I still don't know what he is saying...It actually sounds like jfoirhaigwkcsgkpfecao...with the bridge OwowowoOOwoow.

The Truth About Happyness.

And you all cried.

The Hollywood Version: 

Chris Gardner is a hard-working man with a pain-in-the-ass wife and an adorable little son boasting one of the greatest afros we've ever seen on a child. All Gardner wants to do is make enough of a living to provide for his son.

Through what we assume is black magic, he solves a Rubik's Cube in record time, wowing an employee at Dean Witter and he apparently passes the only test needed to qualify a man to become a stock broker. He toils for months, sleeping in subways and churches with his son at his side, but in the end it all pays off when he claims the one and only opening at Dean Witter, crying tears of joy and getting jiggy wit it in the streets of San Francisco.

In reality ... 
Gardner did get a chance to show his stuff in the Dean Witter training program (though we're sad to report his acceptance had nothing to do with solving a colorful puzzle game). But, as the more honest book version points out, he apparently wasn't quite the father the film made him out to be.

First, he was so focused on getting a job and earning his first million that, well, he actually didn't even know where the hell his son was for the first four months of the program.

Chris, Jr. was apparently living at this point in time with his mother, Jackie. Did we mention that the boy had been conceived when Gardner was still married to another woman?

In addition, instead of being arrested just before his big interview due to parking tickets ... well, it seems that Chris was actually arrested after Jackie accused him of domestic violence.

Don't get us wrong, Chris did indeed get his life turned around after landing the job as a broker. There were just some things in Gardner's past that they couldn't quite bring themselves to have Will Smith do on screen. Like selling drugs (as Gardner admits he did briefly), or doing cocaine with his mistress, with little doses of PCP and a hearty helping of Mary Jane tossed in for good measure.

Adulterous sex? Cocaine? Neglecting your child for months at a time? It says something about the man that he didn't drop the pursuit, despite having pretty much found happyness already.

ridiculously pilfered from cracked

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Who is Selina Carrera?

I love our fan base. There is nothing like a gold ole supporter. Shouts out to Arielle again for the reference! To all of our supporters out there if you ever wanna see something on the blog hit us up! We here at, you know the website, like to be up on things that nobody else is. So, we bring you Selina Carrera, well we don't. You get the gist. She is a new artist that just got signed to Columbia Records. Im pleased. She has an old school hip-hop vibe, and an eclectic sense of style. Enjoy. Peace.

Feel This.

Kanye recently did a freestyle at The Virgin Mobile Fest 08 in Baltimore, Maryland. Shouts out to Arielle, our freelance camera person! Jk. Notice Kanye with the Freeway beard. Don't worry, everyone will be rocking it soon. Maybe. I hope not. Anywho, Enjoy this. Feel this. Peace.