Friday, October 3, 2008

3 Reasons Why Melody Thornton Is My Wife



3) We Both Love Music- She sings to me different lullabys from the 70's and more current artists like Adele and Gnarls Barkley. I make rap poems and put them in her lunch box before she leaves every morning. Its our thing.

2) We Are Both Close To Kim Kardashian- Through a mutual friend of a friend we found out we were once at the same bah mitzvah in Beverly Hills (at the Thompson Wilshire) and didnt even know it. I remember seeing her with the spinach quiche by the punch bowl. She saw me by the dance floor with the suede cardigan. And again we both ordered the Mahdzoon Chicken at an Armenian dinner for Kim's brother.


1)We Have The Same Birthday- When the moon, stars, and quasars align into perfect perfection, things like this happen. September 28 is our birthday. OUR birthday. We wear matching Gucci belts on that day to commemorate our parents conceiving us at the same time. Below is a photo from our Boom Boom Room in the private quarters of the house. She wore that for last years birthday soiree. Private soiree.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Swagger Like McCain

Complex magazine recently came up with some parody t-shirts that people who are voting for McCain should rock. Hilarious.
Supreme

Once Upon A Time


Experimental Jetset




Lemar And Dauley

BBC

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

DZNuts.


Meet Dave. Dave cares about your balls. Due to the chaffing of his, he created DZ Nuts. I guarantee its sounds exactly how you think it sounds. After the vid, head over to the DZ Nuts website and get your very own supply of high viscosity chamois cream.

Free Hugs.

Let me tell you something. I am a grown man. A grown ass man. I come from the hard and unforgiving streets of North Philly. But even I watched this video and sorta got emotional. Its all about LoVe man..its all about LoVe.


Free HUGS
by FREE-HUGS

A Cars Life

This site is not only about fashion. Or music. Or random stuff we find. But its about keeping you entertained when you are bored. Bored beyond relief. So bored that you begin to make songs about how bored you wish you were'nt. Lets not even begin on desk jobs. So it is The Couture Groups sole purpose and duty to ensure that you be mildly entertaine every so often. Or everyday.

We unveil, Youtube's first interactive game. A Cars Life.